Pill for Dog Sh#T

There is a pill you can give to your dog, that allegedly makes his doo doo, "less palatable". In other words it makes his "sh$t" taste bad.

Now.........??.......what's that testing environment like?

"Subject animal 635 given the treated feces. (Microphone to the dog's lips) (animal whines) "subject did not like the taste of his own feces. Test successful."

The Expendables (Stan's take on the pic)

The wife and I went to see The Expendables with Mickey Rorke and Sly Stallone. We wanted to see where it was filmed because it looked so beautiful, before the drug lords/cia/stallone and company blew it all up. And I don’t want to spoil the ending but….no great surprise really.

Come to find out, there was a script consultant, which means there was a script! But the credits keep rolling and we can’t find out where it was filmed! Sly is a real fan of the working man. He listed all the grips and stage hands and crews before he listed the actors. He even listed the upholsterers.

We thought, upholsterers? What…?

Then, oh yeah: Mickey Rourke’s face. Plus Sly got a little of what Mickey got. Sly has this thing in his neck looks like a vagina. My wife said that’s a tracheotomy scar. There’s sly still huffing cigars, he and Arnold who makes a brief appearance. Arnold who had bits of a pigs heart incorporated into his own. Like the predator sticking fiberglass into his wounds. Still smoking.

Really a fun film.

Mickey’s lips look like a set of hippo labia too. Is it me or does he look like the Burger King avatar? Mickey.

Couldn’t figure out the whole CIA drug cartel connection though. On the island this country where the villan has taken over, apparently the puppet government’s purpose was to basically slap the peasants, run around back and forth with guns, and move the drugs from point a to point b then back again. Oh, wait, that’s US! Sly is actually talking about US!

He’s deeper than we suspect!

Hello, yes I am a redneck

I started this as a screed against BP. But I have diverted my attentions into a vent against all things absurd. I do not pull my punches.

And you're all like "well, pompous A-hole, what are you talking about?"

Here's a sample of my finest work to-date:

Now, because of all these shennanigans, my business manager David Kearns went on Geraldo. Geraldo called us "BP vigilantes"

I also do a little music