Hello, yes I am a redneck

I started this as a screed against BP. But I have diverted my attentions into a vent against all things absurd. I do not pull my punches.

And you're all like "well, pompous A-hole, what are you talking about?"

Here's a sample of my finest work to-date:

Now, because of all these shennanigans, my business manager David Kearns went on Geraldo. Geraldo called us "BP vigilantes"

I also do a little music